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September 24th, 2005

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July 6th, 2005

03:22 am - Quest for the holy grail (of strippers) Well, tomorrow (or today, depending on when you get up) im going to brisbane. It will be an epic adventure for the fellowship. Strip clubs and brisbane sluts ahoy! So im up fucking late having watched a heap of naruto, which im now up to date with, as well as pure pwnage. The latest one isnt as good as people made it out to be =( totally lamez0r! I guess i should just not listen to people, because everyone knows people suck. So life is good at the moment! I hope everyone reading this can think the same thing about their life to, and if they cant, why the FUCK not? Do something about it! Damn, i started my last TWO paragraphs with the word 'so' .... i need to work on my shitty sentence structure (but i guess this IS livejournal so it doesnt matter AT ALL) It will be awesome to see how life in brisbane works. Ive been told golden things by brady, which i have no doubt are total crap, which is good because at least there isnt any doubt in my mind. Can anyone say 'public transport' or 'expensive weed'? i know i can, because well ... its fucking ENGLISH! So as per usual ill not be really going anywhere. Its just what im looking at and hearing and smelling will be changing. Perhaps some people might get smaller mouths .... but i doubt that, and anyways you cant give good BJ's with a small mouth, and if youre giving head youre not talking, which is the main thing! Hope 'yall have fun while im gone, and remember: dont do anything i wouldnt do =D p.s. try not to miss me too much (not that anyone can help it anyways =P) Current Mood: what the fuck does that even m Current Music: Call on me - eric prydz

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June 20th, 2005

06:36 pm - Batman Returns, and kicking more ass than EVER! This morning i went to see Batman Returns, and it was so good, i even put capitals on the name! Fuck it was so damn good, easily the best one so far i thought but then again it has been awhile since i saw the first 2. Oh well, Christian Bale rocks, and not just as a total psycho!! I also watched 1984, which is cool but kinda sad. Imagine life like that (if you havent seen the movie orgasms are illegal, the world is constantly at war and there are such things as 'thought crimes'). It was good, and by George Orwell too, who wrote Animal Farm. Sat around and waited for my mum to not be busy at the community center, so i watched the ocean. Its awesome because i realised that while i was watching it i wasnt thinking about anything! quite awesome really. Maybe thats why people have 'ocean sounds'. I just thought it was dumb shit. So i tooled around. MSN was being fucked, and i finally realised that i should really bother to do some kind of martial arts, its just a nice skill to have. I also like the idea of being able to tread on people who would like to tread on me, for justice purposes though. I dont like the idea of me being able to 'kick ass' but because i think it would be bad for my ego (and funnily enough, saying THAT would probably be considered egotistical or some shit). Life isnt too bad in the county, seeing as my mums house is fucking HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE (like 5 bedrooms, 3 bathrooms, 2 livingrooms, 2 dining rooms, 2 fireplaces huge). Its fun, and she cooks for me. It rocks! Hope everyone had an awesome monday, signing off yet again! TOEJAM Current Mood: thoughtful Current Music: Infected Mushroom - Blink

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12:40 am - Life, the universe and everything. So, i just watched hitch hikers guide to the galaxy. I thought it was good, but didnt even come close to doing the story justice. Assuming you hadnt read the books, all is well. Anyways, onto things that are a tad more philisophical! Talking to friends is as good as always, and so life goes on, but if i had a dollar for every time i said or thought 'i wish' i think i would be quite rich right now but somehow i doubt a small piece of copper that has an impression of an old lady on it is going to materialise everytime impulses in my brain do the 'wish thing'. Fuck, and now ive gone and talked about nothing. FFS, but at least its filler :) So how does everyone feel about life? The fact that there is no god, we are nothing special other than the fact that we can feel 'emotions' (which isnt even that great) and fate as we call it is just how we explain the improbable. We just assume that we are better off than everything else because we can KILL everything else. Kinda dumb dont you think? Oh but at least i think i know why we were put on this earth. To destroy it. and i must say we are doing a pretty good job. And onto something more livejournal related (and something that will please the women / emos) <----------------------------> break from crap Im at my mums on a holiday at the moment, its exciting. On saturday night i went to my old primary school and met some people i hadnt seen for aaaaaaaages, and some of them are even apprentice-geeks. I was almost lucky enough to crack about 7 faggot asshole 15 year-old skulls, but look what happens when you get your hopes up! nothing at all. Its funny how people that are smaller and incapable of hurting you always seem to do things from a distance, but i wouldnt know because normally im the smaller one, but it was damn nice change. Its frustrating meeting these 'byron folk' who (for some weird reason were all wearing black/blue jumpers with hoods) are apparently better than everyone else, and dont mind telling you that. Well you know what i dont mind telling them? TO GET FUCKED. They are the kind of people that need to have someone like me take a trolleybar (or other very blunt instrument, so you can keep them alive and in the most pain for longer) to them, so when im done not even their own family could recognise the body, but you know what happens when you do that? Go directly to jail, do not pass Go. Do not collect $200. That eats ass. Line of the night: Faggot 15 year old byron dude: "if i had hair like that i would dispose of myself in that fire" (it was a bonfire night) Me: "Hey, i have hair like that and i can dispose of YOU in that fire!" ZING! (i need to get bashed myself, on that note) So, things are happening to people and its amusing. im enjoying driving a tractor (with thresher) onto the field and semi-mulching both teams in one gruesome sitting, then laughing crazily to myself. I love analogies, Jesus used them all the time and now hes fucking DEAD. Maybe if im lucky one day death will come to me too, but in a much less painful fashion, and with hot women? there i go again ... fucking wishing, did they really need a word for that shit? Bah Funny things are happening, but its a pity im all the way out here, in the bush. At least this house is fucking HUGE and i get meals cooked for me. Its nice being at home for a change, sure beats dealing with all the stuff that happens in a day in lismore. MUCH less troublesome, but i guarantee that i will be happy to return. mmmmmmmmm .... ganja And what the fucked happened to quantity AND quality in livejournal posts? this post was pretty epic (for me), and it seems that even some of those LAZY women out there cant even best this HUGE and AWESOME post with their vast drama queen skills, and post pathetic excuses for updates! you know who you are ladies! Thats right, MEN ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN! (i thought i had better have a good ending) have a nice day :) Current Mood: blah Current Music: The sound of silence

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June 11th, 2005

01:26 pm - Pork Chop Sandwiches \ PARTAY! So i think everyone will agree that last nights party at Gabes is WELL WORTH a livejournal post on my behalf. It was fucking EPIC to say the least! Soooooo many people came and ... oh i just cant type fast enough or know enough english to put it down here and still do it justice. So i got soooooooo drunk / high. Was cool! Music was awesome, and i met SOOOO many people which was fucking kickass. Always good to meet new people. They were all awesome people too, with another Jimmy there too =D After HOURS of partying and blasting music the cops came around, they seemed to clean alot of people out which was fucked, and heaps of people didnt say bye :( Nick vomiting in the bong was amusing, even though i didnt see it (although i fucking wish i did). WTF how does that even happen ?! Also i threw up :( but all was well because Gabe handed me a bucked about 5 seconds earlier. Well timed i must say, but im wondering: Would i have thrown up if not handed the bucket? Probably And how could i forget my haircut too, i think it looks good, i think a thank you goes out to Chantelle for that, Thanks Chantelle! (assuming its good =P). Opinions anyone? I just dont have alot of 'hair sense' as some of you might be able to tell! Well it raged on, and im sure alot of people had an awesome time (or was that just me being drunk?) I havent had that much fun in a looooooooong time. God DAMN, i just want to do it all again tonight. So got there at like 8 and left at 4 ... 8 hours of partying and EVERY SECOND was KICK ASS. Drinking again tonight anyone? PS. People should fill in the blanks with all the events that i didnt mention! Current Mood: relaxed

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June 6th, 2005

11:06 pm - Fucking lack of creativity Bah, so after typing like ... 5 different opening sentences that were all too shit i decided to go with this, because well ... its better than fucking nothing. So, today was good and shit. Well you might say, "how can your day be good and shit at the same time?". Well you know what i say to that? GET FUCKED. I hate starting the next sentence the way i started the last one ... So, im a tad ... i dunno, im just in a bad mood. and i have noooooooo idea why exactly it just went downhill this afternoon after what was a pretty awesome and relaxing monday. Its just frustrating thinking about things as they are, and how they might be and for that matter, how they might not be. on a better note: Happy birthday Tahnee!(dammit ... i hope thats how you spell it) Congratulations, +1 level! Makes me realise im going to be 19 this year, which is pretty damn old ... for me =P I have some new music too, which is really cool. I think i like alot more music that i thought i did, and i like a fucking LOT of music. Well its a nice change thats for sure. Party this weekend bitches, hope to see you all there! Also THE PEOPLES PARTY is this weekend, which i will hopefully make it to somehow ... magic maybe? Well as long as it gets me there because im told that i would get yelled at for missing such an EPIC event. 3 days of music and dance and ... fun! And now for something completely emo. Its frustrating thinking about how sadness is just part of life but with the good comes the bad. Another thing thats fucking annoying is how you dont realise how good something is till its gone but then it might have to stay gone, or maybe how the 'grass is always greener on the other side'. WTF is with that!? it just makes being satisfied with ANYTHING impossible. Well i say BAH! the world is not a right place, and theres nothing that can be done. Perhaps ill be able to carve out some kind of existance that will be remembered for years after i die, but i doubt it. And also perhaps im babbling right now? Like i said before: Life is sad then sadness will become happiness and all will be right with the world ... Current Mood: cynical Current Music: Something that isnt isnt trance

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May 12th, 2005

01:06 pm - Its a cold day Well, for some odd reason i feel like posting on livejournal. For some even odder reason i dont feel like being my usual somewhat ... pessimistic (is that the word for it) self. The fact that its rainy and fucking cold might have something to do with it, but anything is possible. So today ill do nothing, like i do every other day. Time passes by and i dont even notice for some weird reason. Maybe finally the weather has been able to get to me, after all these nice days of overcast weather now im all .. omg wait for it .. sad? well at least 'less than myself'. It sucks that for sure because i dont have anything that i want to do to pass the time. Time to retreat to the solitude of my mind, at least there time passes without me having to think or do anything. Im bored. This sucks. (not quite emo yet!, but getting there) “There is melancholy in the wind and sorrow in the grass” Current Mood: melancholy Current Music: none whatsoever!

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April 16th, 2005

04:19 pm - Your Mum? As i sit here alone in my chair meandering the expanse of my mind for an inspiring opening sentence for the first post on my Live Journal in awhile, i am unable to find inspiriation, so i figured ill just write about trying to think of a good first line, instead of actually thinking of one. Now onto other things, I think that ever since i finished (and even beforehand) the HSC my perception of how life changed itself a bit. The phrase "Matter of opinion" comes to mind more often in my day to day activities. I think that its slowly helping me to 'reason' with people better. When i read SOME of what is written here on LJ this phrase comes to mind, but there is a good saying that goes with it: "Opinions are like Assholes, everyone has one". I think that some "talented" people can take this a step further, by not only bitching about what other peoples opinions ARE, but also the fact that they HAVE an opinion. For me this automatically puts them in the category of SUPER IGNORANT, but that just makes sense to me because its my opinion. And now for something completely different (not really!) Lots of people bitch about having to do English during the HSC, part of which is 'Creative Writing'. It seems that even though lots of people didnt like english, they sure do like creative writing! Well why not? I mean, if we are going to be doing all this writing on LJ why not make it interesting? Afterall without readers this would just be a diary, and i REALLY cant see peoples diary entries being similar IN ANY WAY to what would be their LJ posts. This is why i am constantly fascinated by everything that is said on here - its can just be the BIGGEST LOAD of 'creative writing' and it wont matter, because in a diary there is no need to be anything but 100% truthful because noone else should read it, whereas on livejournal it is written KNOWING people are going to read it. Creative Writing? HELL YES! Things To Remember About Everything That I Say: Since how we communicate on livejournal is using the english language (for some, its something somewhere in between english and jibberish) and obviously there can be, what i like to call 'Error in translation'. This happens when something that is said by someone is unintentionally misunderstood by others. Unfortunately there are people out there that would 'pretend' to misunderstand for THEIR arguments sake (i see women do it often when they want to be exceptionally difficult). I say this because obviously, if i bitch about people those people are going to bitch back, because thats how livejournal works, and when they do bitch back its going to be the biggest pile of CRAP im going to have ever read because its based on how they percieve things (and in some cases its how they would like to THINK they percieve things). To avoid this i thought that maybe they (people with the intention to bitch) can try and empathise with what i say, and see it from my perspective so that what is said is actually constructive and not just "YOURE A FAG AND YOURE WRONG" kind of thing. Also, To follow the idea that 'when in rome, do as the romans do' i should probably blatantly disregard EVERY ONE ELSE'S OPINIONS BECAUSE MINE IS RIGHT AND THATS ALL THERE IS TO IT, and be willing to argue for as long as it takes to convince people of this, but at the same time blow EVERYTHING TOTALLY OUT OF PROPORTION AND GIVE IT A TOTALLY DIFFERENT SPIN BASED ON MY OWN OPINION WHEN TELLING OTHERS TO MAKE ME RIGHT EVEN THOUGH I MIGHT NOT BE BUT IN MY OPINION I AM. Let us now step from livejournal back into my reality, I get the feeling that some of the preceding paragraphs were a waste of typing (to find out why read almost any kind argument that has previously taken place on here), but its in my opinion/best interests in life to GENERALLY at least give people a chance before making a judgement so i wrote it anyways. Live Journal is somewhere people can come to and (generally) bitch together about stuff, so dont give me crap about how im not in the spirit of things, im doing PLENTY of bitching! If anyone has any queries/bitching about what i have written about here, feel free to: bitch / complain / warp my words / blow things out of proportion and finally the most important thing: PROVE ME RIGHT! Disclaimer What i have said above is based upon my opinion which is RIGHT, and in my opinion everything said that is not part of 'my opinion' is WRONG, simple enough (and taken as a precaution only because this is livejournal) If you think this applies to you, dont bother asking because if it does you will KNOW it does, and there will be no question in your mind if you are truly honest with yourself, and in saying that the people who it does not apply to will know as well because there are a few good people still out there ;) To think that soooo much writing has nothing to do with my life makes me ... happy? Enjoy! Current Mood: quixotic Current Music: Michael Jackson - Dont Stop Till You Get Enough

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August 30th, 2004

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August 24th, 2004

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May 11th, 2004

10:39 am - People Suck Apparently news of my live journal (and other peoples) travels fast over the internet .... or some such thing. So i get people bitching to me (not naming names). Its so nice to have people that are trustworthy ect in your life, or in existance near you. Now ive been thinking about this, and seeing as other people have lots of comments, i want lots of comments too! but i also want to piss people off (not naming names, and dont just assume its *you*) so to solve both of these problems at once im going to include at least 1 of each of the following*: A racial slur A sexist remark A biased comment This will solve the problem with my journal: there isnt any bitching! By adding these 3 simple things to my journal all you will have to do is read the comments to see some bitching! Easy. *will start from next entry, if it doesnt then STFU and stop complaining, thats what girls do. ^_^ now for a joke: Q: "why dont women have drivers licenses?" A: "because theres no road between the bedroom and the kitchen" SO true Current Mood: satisfied Current Music: "fap fap fap"

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10:39 am - People Suck Apparently news of my live journal (and other peoples) travels fast over the internet .... or some such thing. So i get people bitching to me (not naming names). Its so nice to have people that are trustworthy ect in your life, or in existance near you. Now ive been thinking about this, and seeing as other people have lots of comments, i want lots of comments too! but i also want to piss people off (not naming names, and dont just assume its *you*) so to solve both of these problems at once im going to include at least 1 of each of the following*: A racial slur A sexist remark A biased comment This will solve the problem with my journal: there isnt any bitching! By adding these 3 simple things to my journal all you will have to do is read the comments to see some bitching! Easy. *will start from next entry, if it doesnt then STFU and stop complaining, thats what girls do. ^_^ now for a joke: Q: "why dont women have drivers licenses?" A: "because theres no road between the bedroom and the kitchen" SO true Current Mood: satisfied Current Music: "fap fap fap"

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May 10th, 2004

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May 9th, 2004

03:47 pm - So my dick is sore .... so today i got up before 12, and then played games. It was exciting. I even went outside and did whats refered to as "being social". It was quite fun. See now i dont know what i need to bitch about .... hmmm ..... Maybe my colon will know, in all its wisdom and external-ness ..... Whats that you say Mr.Colon? I need to eat more mandarins and baked beans to widen the horizons of my diet? well talk about not being exciting! ahhh well, we cant all have exciting colons :-( After a session of talking, and no bitching i think i better quit while im ahead so i can pack MAXIMUM bitching into my next entry, and maybe my colon will be in a better mood too! On a different note, i hope i dont have / get cancer Current Mood: confused Current Music: Michael Jackson - Thriller

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